Friday, December 9, 2011

10 Reasons NOT to take your 6 year old to play Mini-Golf


After recently taking our 6 year old twin sons to play a round of mini golf, My husband and I decided to compile a list of warning for those parents who haven't ventured out to the local mini golf place with their children.


Reason # 1- They learn to cheat at a really young age
Reason # 2- They pass gas every time they putt or pick up the ball and blame you for it.
Reason # 3- They complain about the weather more than the elderly. " It's too hot!"
Reason # 4- They try to go swimming in the cement ponds.

Reason # 5- They turn their putters into Hatchets.


Reason # 6- It takes 15 minutes PER hole Minimum to play a round.


Reason # 7- They fight and give each other a hard time.

Reason # 8- Any time you think you may have just putted a hole in one their club suddenly becomes and obstacle in your balls path.
Reason #9- They have absolutely NO concept of the game no matter how thoroughly you explain it, it just goes WAY WAY (OUTER SPACE WAY) over their head!

Reason #10- They don't sell Life insurance policies at the mini golf place, which you'd need because playing with them is like playing Russian Roulette with a loaded gun.

If you manage to read this list and STILL do not heed our warning, you are guaranteed to laugh and make some excellent family memories! (At least I know we did.) Oh and If you really want a laugh make sure to WATCH THE VIDEOS! (still trying to fiugre out why they wont upload)

1 comment:

Gail@Sophisticated Steps said...

I pity you. At least I had fun reading about your "fun". ;)

We took this kids last year...gee..then ages 9,7 and almost 6. Yeah. It was pretty much a train wreck. Lol.