Reason # 1- They learn to cheat at a really young age
Reason # 2- They pass gas every time they putt or pick up the ball and blame you for it.
Reason # 3- They complain about the weather more than the elderly. " It's too hot!"
Reason # 4- They try to go swimming in the cement ponds.
Reason # 5- They turn their putters into Hatchets.
Reason # 6- It takes 15 minutes PER hole Minimum to play a round.
Reason # 7- They fight and give each other a hard time.
Reason # 8- Any time you think you may have just putted a hole in one their club suddenly becomes and obstacle in your balls path.
Reason #9- They have absolutely NO concept of the game no matter how thoroughly you explain it, it just goes WAY WAY (OUTER SPACE WAY) over their head!
Reason #10- They don't sell Life insurance policies at the mini golf place, which you'd need because playing with them is like playing Russian Roulette with a loaded gun.
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I pity you. At least I had fun reading about your "fun". ;)
We took this kids last year...gee..then ages 9,7 and almost 6. Yeah. It was pretty much a train wreck. Lol.
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